Because Dave is a real boy

First and foremost, to me, shipping is always a secondary thing. For me, the characterization of the character is FAR more important than who said character is in a relationship in. So I will ship anyone with anyone as long as it doesn’t interfere much with their characterization. If I think a relationship could make a character more interesting, then I will ship it. If I think the relationship only serves to bring the character down, I won’t. This is one of the reasons I don’t ship Klaine. 

That said, I should also state I’m a Pirate. I’m obsessed with Glee because I’m obsessed with Dave Karofsky. He is currently my favorite character of anything ever, and I hope to see more of his development. Because of that, I ship mostly Dave ships. That means Kurtofsky, Blainofsky, Santofsky, Puckofsky, Fave Hudofsky, Rave hell, anything except Save and Sebofsky. (I don’t ship Save because I find Sam boring, and Sebofsky because I don’t think either character would be interested in the other.)

Finally, I want to say something. The word ship is short for relationship, and a relationship can be anything from an intense rivalry, to friendship, to lovers. I don’t differentiate between these situations when speaking of shipping because I’m lazy. So, when I say I ship something, just assume the most logical form of the relationship. 

And while I’m here, I should probably give a shout out to Boostle. They’re what brought me here anyway. Say hi guys!